The Black *stat*s of Scelentia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 7 Crows in a Tr*nchcoat with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.296 billion Sc*l*ns love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sc*l*ncia. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sc*l*ntian economy, worth 422 trillion Imp*rial Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,286 Imp*rial Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, 7 Crows in a Tr*nchcoat's reputation is hard as nails, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Scelentia's national animal is the Whimsical Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Activism.

Scelentia is ranked 38,898^th in the world and 3^rd in Fallen Nations for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,229.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.