The Free Land of Biblitopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 738 million Biblitopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japichina. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Biblitopian economy, worth 81.2 trillion serins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 110,047 serins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Biblitopian pirates, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, posters on 'Biblitopian Values' advise against being proud of Biblitopia, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-serin treacle machine. Crime is totally unknown. Biblitopia's national animal is the vicuña, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biblitopia is ranked 13,201^st in the world and 10^th in Fallen Nations for Smartest Citizens, with 83.84 quips per hour.