The Free Land of Biblitopia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 598 million Biblitopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japichina. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Biblitopian economy, worth 58.6 trillion serins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 97,941 serins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biblitopia's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Biblitopian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Biblitopia's national animal is the vicuña, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biblitopia is ranked 6,675^th in the world and 6^th in Fallen Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 39.7 average smiles per day.