The Community of Dachstopia is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 433 million Dachstopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wienerville. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dachstopian economy, worth 50.0 trillion Sausages a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 115,540 Sausages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dachstopia's national animal is the dachshund, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dachstopia is ranked 96,107^th in the world and 9^th in Fallen Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 44,020.93 Standard Monetary Units.