The Republic of Juniople is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 484 million Juniopolitans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iounioupolis. The average income tax rate is 22.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Juniopolitan economy, worth 66.9 trillion prinkipikons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 138,232 prinkipikons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer, belief that Leader is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Juniople's national animal is the peacock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juniople is ranked 6,675^th in the world and 3^rd in Fallen Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 107,821.11 Standard Monetary Units.