The Merchantile Entity of Satn is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Princeps Irene IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.705 billion Satine enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Satine economy, worth a remarkable 3,755 trillion Köinsterlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 350,790 Köinsterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Satn's national animal is the Augustine Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Satn is ranked 3,387^th in the world and 3^rd in Valaryia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 21,387.02 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.