The United Northern Kingdom of Skelleftella is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Linus Karl Okelsson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.909 billion Skelleftellans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Äkerslön. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Skelleftellan economy, worth a remarkable 3,770 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 345,646 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Euros to support "struggling" industries, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown. Skelleftella's national animal is the Atlantic Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Skelleftella.

Skelleftella is ranked 91,096^th in the world and 12^th in Valaryia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,263.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.