The Imperial Federation of NorthPortugal is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Elizabeth II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.801 billion Luso-Britsh hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Luso-British economy, worth a remarkable 1,442 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 163,887 Imperial Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 643,681 per year while the poor average 28,356, a ratio of 22.7 to 1.

They say that Luso-Britsh made a dessert and called it peace, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Luso-British restaurants, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Imperial Pounds to support "struggling" industries. Crime is totally unknown. NorthPortugal's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unofficial.

NorthPortugal is ranked 8,998^th in the world and 156^th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 97.38 quips per hour.