The Republic of Saint wunker is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 281 million Saint wunkerians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Saint wunkerian economy, worth 15.3 trillion wunks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,466 wunks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and most citizens in Saint wunker are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saint wunker's national animal is the wunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saint wunker is ranked 36,681^st in the world and 61^st in Horizon for Highest Drug Use, scoring 318.18 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.