The Serene Rainbow Ally Empire of Roylaii is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Louis XVI with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.925 billion Roylaiians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Troyes Paria. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Roylaiian economy, worth a remarkable 2,172 trillion Imperial Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,676 Imperial Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roylaii's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Votixve.

Roylaii is ranked 271,226^th in the world and 34^th in Aros Elyium for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.12 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.