The Kingdom of Beijaflor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Eusebio II with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.155 billion Beijaflori are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brisamar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The powerhouse Beijaflori economy, worth 221 trillion Beijãoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,128 Beijãoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,722 per year while the poor average 19,239, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

The nation leads Audinesca in per capita stalking, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is a problem. Beijaflor's national animal is the Honey Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Beijaflor is ranked 146,878^th in the world and 37^th in Audinesca for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.45 kickbacks per hour.