The Kingdom of Beijaflor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Eusebio II with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.81 billion Beijaflori are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brisamar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The powerhouse Beijaflori economy, worth 269 trillion Beijãoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,708 Beijãoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,398 per year while the poor average 19,398, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

A flying elephant and King Eusebio II share the same nickname, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, and populations of two-headed Honey Badgers have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime is moderate. Beijaflor's national animal is the Honey Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Beijaflor is ranked 106,374^th in the world and 34^th in Audinesca for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 58.89 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.