The Constitutional Principality of Straminium is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Royce Jackson with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 6.167 billion Straminians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Maple. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Straminian economy, worth 635 trillion Straminian Starks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 103,020 Straminian Starks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has enacted freedom of information, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Royce Jackson, and "The Pride of the Straminian Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Straminium's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Synitism.

Straminium is ranked 171,891^st in the world and 40^th in Audinesca for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,161.78 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.