The Queen's State of Queau is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.637 billion Queauans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The thriving Queauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 51,736 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,045 per year while the poor average 13,127, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Queau has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Queau in an international press conference, none has been named as Queau's national religion, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Queau's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is none.

Queau is ranked 111,612^th in the world and 1^st in Guatemala City for Most Developed, scoring 59.21 on the Human Development Index.