The Federal Republic of PrestonLand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Preston I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.618 billion PrestonLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aranda. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient PrestonLandian economy, worth 708 trillion Belizean Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 195,561 Belizean Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. PrestonLand's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

PrestonLand is ranked 99,546^th in the world and 28^th in Declansburg for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,271.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.