The Kingdom of Polanacio is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by King Michael De Valclair-Montrose with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 820 million Polanacioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soldatenstadt. The average income tax rate is 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Polanacioan economy, worth 89.6 trillion Renneses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,295 Renneses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, punitive tariffs protect local industry, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polanacio's national animal is the Crowned eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Polanacio is ranked 269,905^th in the world and 94^th in Sancturia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 38.26 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.