The Protectorate of Llanfyrhall is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 599 million Llanfyrhallians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galaidolen. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Llanfyrhallian economy, worth 81.1 trillion firas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,361 firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Llanfyrhallians's kindness, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, and the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llanfyrhall's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Llanfyrhall is ranked 12,439^th in the world and 299^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 118.64 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.