The Kingdom of Cleo and Topaz is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by HM Cleo and HM Topaz with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 29.839 billion Topazites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brwoopt. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cleo and Topazian economy, worth a remarkable 2,445 trillion Furs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,942 Furs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and only persecuted professionals need apply for asylum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cleo and Topaz's national animal is the Gray Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reform Felineism.

Cleo and Topaz is ranked 22,156^th in the world and 516^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 112.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.