The Federal Republic of Emeseses is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.731 billion rakyat Emeseses enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oonia. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Emeseses economy, worth a remarkable 6,395 trillion Emeseses Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 434,169 Emeseses Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, all guns must be registered, Emeseses is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise. Crime is totally unknown. Emeseses's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all religions.

Emeseses is ranked 287,941^st in the world and 6,805^th in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 4.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.