The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Michelle Butcher with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.477 billion 7 Treesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tree City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.

The frighteningly efficient 7 Treesian economy, worth 201 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,413 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 7 Trees's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

7 Trees is ranked 9,801^st in the world and 177^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,944.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.