The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Colin Trudeau with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.401 billion North Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient North American economy, worth 724 trillion North American dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 213,144 North American dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, North Americans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime is totally unknown. Canamerico and Greenland's national animal is the Canada goose.

Canamerico and Greenland is ranked 53,814^th in the world and 1,320^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 101.88 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.