Population | 505 million |
Capital | Ennui |
Currency | Domar |
Animal | lesser executive emu |
The Free Land of Springwalla is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 505 million Springwallans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Springwallan economy, worth 42.3 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,777 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy", surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and the nation's biggest export is stupidity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Springwalla is ranked 264,164th in the world and 4,784th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Springwalla, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
- : Springwalla endorsed The Kingdom of Butuni.
- : Springwalla was endorsed by The Kingdom of Butuni.
- : Springwalla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Springwalla voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Springwalla, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Springwalla, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
- : Following new legislation in Springwalla, there's a lot of smoke from the nation's "green economy".
- : Following new legislation in Springwalla, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Following new legislation in Springwalla, the Springwalla Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
World Assembly
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