The Free Land of RelentlessPirates is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 565 million Pirates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Newgate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The frighteningly efficient RelentlessPiratesian economy, worth 55.9 trillion INRS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 98,902 INRS, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, for just a few extra INRS Pirates can get new driving records with their new cars, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RelentlessPirates's national animal is the ORCA, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

RelentlessPirates is ranked 201,528^th in the world and 2,619^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 467.93 pounds of wildlife per square mile.