The Republic of Isachile Tum is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Desya Kuznetsov with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.627 billion Isachile Tumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jukropo. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isachile Tumian economy, worth 356 trillion Zelonings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,594 Zelonings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

There are no longer any roads less traveled, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isachile Tum's national animal is the Gull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Isachile Tum is ranked 13,006^th in the world and 226^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,351.92 pounds of wildlife per square mile.