The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Tomas II with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 23.458 billion Oronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anturia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth a remarkable 7,824 trillion oroloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 333,560 oroloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 234^th in the world and 3^rd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 239.15 law-abiding acts per hour.