Most Primitive: 1,647thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,956thLargest Mining Sector: 2,081st
The United Tribes of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Value The Weak As You Value The Strong
Chief Fus Roh Dah
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ohga Bohga Unga

Population1.746 billion

CapitalThe Cave
LeaderChief Fus Roh Dah
FaithOhgism

CurrencyOhgum
AnimalTroll

The United Tribes of Ohga Bohga Unga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Fus Roh Dah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.746 billion Cavemen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Cave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ohgist economy, worth 256 trillion Ohgums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 146,893 Ohgums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,078 per year while the poor average 15,753, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

The education system is famed for its taxing exams, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, politicians have lost their marbles, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Ohga Bohga Unga in search of Trolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ohga Bohga Unga's national animal is the Troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ohgism.

Ohga Bohga Unga is ranked 10,178th in the world and 2nd in The Outskirts for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,814.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Primitive: 1,647thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,956thLargest Mining Sector: 2,081stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,425thTop
5%
Most Devout: 3,614thMost Avoided: 4,334thNudest: 5,187thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,386thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,650thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,888thFattest Citizens: 7,295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,783rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,178thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,996thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,918thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,394thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,964thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,242ndTop
10%
Most Influential: 16,876thMost Patriotic: 18,201stMost Subsidized Industry: 22,926thLargest Retail Industry: 23,587thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,605thLargest Black Market: 24,569thHighest Average Incomes: 27,236thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,377thMost Efficient Economies: 29,360thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,807th
Top
10%
Most Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ohga Bohga Unga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Ohga Bohga Unga's influence in The Outskirts rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Ohga Bohga Unga lodged a message on the The Outskirts Regional Message Board.
  • : Ohga Bohga Unga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Ohga Bohga Unga was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohga Bohga Unga, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Ohga Bohga Unga in search of Trolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohga Bohga Unga, politicians have lost their marbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Ohga Bohga Unga, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
  • : Ohga Bohga Unga lodged a message on the The Outskirts Regional Message Board.
  • : Ohga Bohga Unga was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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