The I genuinely hate elvis of Alstratzkon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Huey Freeman with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.263 billion Alstratzkonis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsenberg. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alstratzkonian economy, worth 498 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,909 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines suggest that Huey Freeman has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime is totally unknown. Alstratzkon's national animal is the Black Panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freakism.

Alstratzkon is ranked 275,726^th in the world and 14^th in The Outskirts for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.