The Empire of FreakBobLand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Freakbob with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.975 billion Freakers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freakavia. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Freakist economy, worth 388 trillion Gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,591 Gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FreakBobLand's national animal is the Freakbob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freakism.

FreakBobLand is ranked 179,133^rd in the world and 12^th in The Outskirts for Largest Black Market, with 703 billion Standard Monetary Units.