
| Population | 3.372 billion |
| Capital | South Kevin Port |
| Leader | Airbus A350-900 |
| Faith | Krakenism |
| Currency | New Bingus Dollar |
| Animal | Kevin |
The Aerospace Agency of Saphman is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Airbus A350-900 with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.372 billion Saphians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Kevin Port. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Saphmanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion New Bingus Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 372,882 New Bingus Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,736,369 per year while the poor average 48,027, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.
The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, tabloids coo over Airbus A350-900's expected child, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and Airbus A350-900 can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphman's national animal is the Kevin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Krakenism.
Saphman is ranked 2,722nd in the world and 2nd in The Outskirts for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7,515.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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Slatavia,
LEBRONRAYMONEJAMESDAGOAT,
Tutels,
Northern Slatavia,
Quetornia,
Free Uris, Delta Forks,
Alstratzkon,
The C O R R U P T Union,
Ohga Bohga Unga,
FreakBobLand,
The FreeBird,
Ohioianss, and
Xasts Yatiopia.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Saphman, Airbus A350-900 can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids.
- : Following new legislation in
Saphman, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
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Saphman voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Empires Forever United"".
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Saphman, tabloids coo over Airbus A350-900's expected child.
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Saphman was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Saphman, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
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Saphman was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
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Saphman lodged a message on the The Outskirts Regional Message Board.
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Saphman lodged a message on the The Outskirts Regional Message Board.
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Saphman lodged a message on the The Outskirts Regional Message Board.






























































