The Democratic Union of Uinted Communist of Africa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Emillio Joesph 'Stalin' Myles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, soft-spoken computers, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.48 billion Africans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairograd. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Uinted Communist of Africa economy, worth a remarkable 5,472 trillion E-bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 332,076 E-bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uinted Communist of Africa's national animal is the Africanized killer Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Uinted Communist of Africa is ranked 335^th in the world and 6^th in The Communist Bloc for Safest, scoring 201.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.