The ⏳🎡⌛️ of Equlainne is a massive, safe nation, ruled by 🎵 with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.604 billion  🎵 are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🎪. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient  🎵 economy, worth 362 trillion  🎞s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 139,207  🎞s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The weather in 🎪 is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equlainne's national animal is the  🎶, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🎭.

Equlainne is ranked 258,628^th in the world and 991^st in The Communist Bloc for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.73 kickbacks per hour.