The Crowned Republic of Sainte-croix is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kimi V with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.389 billion Crucius are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concorde. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Crucian economy, worth a remarkable 6,746 trillion Fleurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 288,434 Fleurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Crucian bee, the news is showing footage of Kimi V bullying an old man to the point of tears, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sainte-croix's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Temple of Lilith.

Sainte-croix is ranked 1,885^th in the world and 24^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 826.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.