Population | 4.184 billion |
Capital | Pamplona |
Leader | Miguel de Unamuno |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Pesita |
Animal | Corgi |
The National Distributist State of Catholic Republic of Navarre is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Miguel de Unamuno with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.184 billion Navarrese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamplona. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Catholic Republic of Navarrean economy, worth 556 trillion Pesitas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 132,975 Pesitas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Catholic Republic of Navarre's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and feeling like a winner comes at a price. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catholic Republic of Navarre's national animal is the Corgi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Catholic Republic of Navarre is ranked 21,917th in the world and 354th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 266.2 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, Catholic Republic of Navarre's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, t-shirts displaying a photo of Miguel de Unamuno performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, the Catholic Republic of Navarre Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife.
- : Following new legislation in Catholic Republic of Navarre, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » Likhinia, Turkey Creek, Carrico, Karelianastan, Dacaro, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Newdenizland, Verdant Groves, Exania, Oder Crudia, Atlanc, Kethania, Arsa, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Comuny, Verenzia, Mikustania, Brauengen, Agania, Pridneprovye, The Dutch Proletariat, Libisia, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, UNIOS, North Goiky, Remnantia, Krajzovda, Socialismia, Perclumsia, and Bobismh.