The Republic of North Texia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Big Tex with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 15.668 billion North Texians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving North Texian economy, worth a remarkable 1,203 trillion dollarydoos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,780 dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Tex has just been declared ruler of North Texia in an international press conference, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Dallas" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Texia's national animal is the armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Texia is ranked 15,055^th in the world and 9^th in Texas for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 81.98 Effective Tax Rate.