The Union State of Noobia and Solare is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tal e Doro with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.196 billion Noobia and Solareans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuuba. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Noobia and Solarean economy, worth 363 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 165,328 sols, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,379,111 per year while the poor average 3,893, a ratio of 354 to 1.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, all tariffs have been abolished, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noobia and Solare's national animal is the Pignosed Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religious Freedom.

Noobia and Solare is ranked 129,376^th in the world and 1,329^th in the Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,040.43 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.