The Tadlı Fedar̄æscan of Fokstrot is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Caı with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 1.125 billion Tadlıas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keltıska. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fokstrat economy, worth 95.2 trillion Scanrıs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,578 Scanrıs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Fokstrot" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fokstrot's national animal is the Veeŋet uunıcuurrn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cræsctina.

Fokstrot is ranked 5,613^th in the world and 50^th in the Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 7,433.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.