Population | 9.891 billion |
Capital | Greater Lynxa City |
Leader | Sitethief |
Faith | None |
Currency | Xanvyli |
Animal | Naxilyv |
The Fantastic DutchGarth Kingdom of Vylixan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sitethief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 9.891 billion Vylixanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Lynxa City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Vylixanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,140 trillion Xanvylis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 115,274 Xanvylis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups, Naxilyv sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, childhood friends of Sitethief are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vylixan's national animal is the Naxilyv, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Vylixan is ranked 38,786th in the world and 335th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,171.76093757252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, childhood friends of Sitethief are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, Naxilyv sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, the horniness of the great-horned Naxilyv is considered a national priority.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : Following new legislation in Vylixan, they who do not work shall not eat.