The Federation of Nea Europa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Daniel Winston with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.331 billion Neuropeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novaria. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Neuropean economy, worth a remarkable 3,966 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 242,910 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, lavish state dinners in Novaria are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Nea Europa to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nea Europa's national animal is the grey heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nea Europa is ranked 1,053^rd in the world and 17^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 163.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.