The Kingdom of Narkenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rodriguez de Burgh with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.253 billion Narkenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfville City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Narkenian economy, worth 672 trillion Theas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,701 Theas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narkenia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None - Secular.

Narkenia is ranked 1,910^th in the world and 5^th in The Social Liberal Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 147.12 law-abiding acts per hour.