The United Confederacy of Osagh is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Rashida Kahvan with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.352 billion Osaghians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cardenopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Osaghian economy, worth a remarkable 3,010 trillion serads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 265,196 serads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osagh's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Osagh is ranked 2,796^th in the world and 12^th in The Social Liberal Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,193.19 on the Clooney Contribution Index.