The People's Union of The New Misiones is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Axani Milostowa with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.01 billion Misioneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linnale. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Misionesian economy, worth 838 trillion Mylas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,501 Mylas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, fat taxes on red meat has left the beef industry extra lean, 1% of global paper production is bound for the National Archive, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Misiones's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The New Misiones is ranked 100,368^th in the world and 10^th in The Social Liberal Union for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,384.9 Standard Monetary Units.