The Republic of Antifa Malta is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.731 billion Antifa Maltesers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Antifa Malteser economy, worth 262 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,085 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The best defense is a good fence, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and Valletta's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime is totally unknown. Antifa Malta's national animal is the Hanging Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Antifa Malta is ranked 18,379^th in the world and 35^th in The Social Liberal Union for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,982.37 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.