The Republic of Courelli is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Governor Paolo Argentieri with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 20.099 billion Courellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto Sereno. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Courellian economy, worth a remarkable 3,841 trillion callas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 191,117 callas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, a light breeze is enough to make Governor Paolo Argentieri fold, gymnasts are in awe at the amount of hoops army applicants must jump through, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime is totally unknown. Courelli's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dalinism.

Courelli is ranked 200,445^th in the world and 70^th in The Social Liberal Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.