The Greater Christian Empire of United Great Holy Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Hans Wrobels with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 15.729 billion Greater Christians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Central. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United Great Holy Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,426 trillion Aens a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,012 Aens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Prime Minister Hans Wrobels to meetings with foreign heads of state, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and billions of Aens are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Great Holy Empire's national animal is the Japanese Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Greater Christianity.

United Great Holy Empire is ranked 164,622^nd in the world and 3,004^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 209.67 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.