The Republic of Curlyhoward is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 43.811 billion Curlyhowardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Environment, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Curlyhowardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,280 trillion Larries a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,062 Larries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, and in a fit of passion Leader has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Curlyhoward's national animal is the Moe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Curlyhoward is ranked 28,565^th in the world and 588^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,579.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.