The Republic of Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.158 billion Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Academy of Wetterberg. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterbergian economy, worth 538 trillion gold coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,451 gold coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and Mayor's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg's national animal is the minature donkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg is ranked 288,580^th in the world and 5,397^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.33 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.