Population | 4.354 billion |
Capital | Waller-Bridge |
Leader | First Minister Tollison Hops |
Faith | Day Drinking |
Currency | vega |
Animal | kangaroo |
The Democratic Republic of Dakalian is a massive, genial nation, ruled by First Minister Tollison Hops with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.354 billion Dakalianites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waller-Bridge. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Dakalianite economy, worth 943 trillion vegas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,588 vegas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, snap elections are called over every minor impasse, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakalian's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Day Drinking.
Dakalian is ranked 124,099th in the world and 2,206th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 982.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, when their backs are against the walls Dakalianites look out for gay men.
- : Dakalian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in Dakalian, the nation's iron imports are booming.
World Assembly
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