Population | 2.585 billion |
Capital | Helsinki |
Leader | PM Terio |
Faith | None |
Currency | Hazahm Pound |
Animal | Beaver |
The Finnish Nation of Hazahmkong is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by PM Terio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.585 billion Hazahmkongians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Hazahmkongian economy, worth 249 trillion Hazahm Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,547 Hazahm Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Hazahm Pounds each year, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazahmkong's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.
Hazahmkong is ranked 247,958th in the world and 4,479th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.13 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Illusion of Isokenzar.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Grand Republic of Havenwelle.
- : Hazahmkong was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of Christos.
- : Hazahmkong endorsed The Colony of Weatherly.
- : Hazahmkong endorsed The Commonwealth of Phanama.
- : Hazahmkong endorsed The Mighty dictatorship of Uunited Islands.
- : Hazahmkong endorsed The Kingdom of Ugranda.
- : Hazahmkong endorsed The Rational Consensus of Freedoom.
- : Hazahmkong endorsed The Beautiful land of Mona Landia.
- : Hazahmkong endorsed The Old Lands of Dutch-Gaming-Commune.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 40 » Non-Believers, Wehraboos, Great Scapula, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Volaworand, 7 Trees, Goldnation, Aidenfieeld, Benese, Swenfia 2, Asarana, Tepertopia, Greater Fennovia, Blipp, Curlyhoward, Land Without Shrimp, Genoxelande, Differences-In-Differences, ANuadh, Bohenia, Lilli Lands, Nowa Europa, Eastern Juble Lux, America Gone Wrong, HawkoFon, Great Lothian, Amerion, Belschaft, Anarco Argentina, Grace Wellesley Thayer, SharttingToepia, Hacrela, Sporaltryus, Meglomania, Nakayo, Chernaya Zvezda, Ebonhand, Christos, Havenwelle, and Isokenzar.