The Nomadic Peoples of Mortopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 399 million Mortopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mortopian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Kibbles a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,894 Kibbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's always rabbit season, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Mortopia are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mortopia's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mortopia is ranked 98,690^th in the world and 489^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.16 law-abiding acts per hour.