Maowi was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 367
Largest Welfare Programs: 367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 755th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population6.85 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.85 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 936 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 136,694 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality, refugees from other nations are flocking to Maowi's border, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 117,732nd in the world and 326th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 131.21542296652 days.

Largest Welfare Programs: 367thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 387thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 755thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,054thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,210thNicest Citizens: 1,231stMost Pacifist: 1,248thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,585thMost Influential: 1,603rdMost Inclusive: 1,619thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,722ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,904thBest Weather: 1,966thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,232ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,277thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,308thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,377thHighest Food Quality: 2,384thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,504thTop
Safest: 3,235thMost Cultured: 3,293rdLargest Governments: 4,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,186thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,530thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,890thRudest Citizens: 7,549thMost Developed: 8,176thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,518thNudest: 9,940thSmartest Citizens: 12,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,292ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,642ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,106thMost Efficient Economies: 15,039thLowest Crime Rates: 17,313thMost Secular: 17,980thHighest Average Incomes: 19,227thMost Politically Free: 21,910thHighest Economic Output: 23,177th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionSafest: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 61st in the regionMost Extreme: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the region

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