Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 953rd
The Socialist Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Ek'levos Croso Malvakia!
Th'adaam Lini
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Malvakia

Population19.582 billion

CapitalKoil-Verdos
LeaderTh'adaam Lini

CurrencyVelkoi
Animalmacawraptor

The Socialist Federation of Malvakia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Th'adaam Lini with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.582 billion Malvakians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koil-Verdos. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvakian economy, worth a remarkable 4,404 trillion Velkois a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,900 Velkois, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and frat-house partying has become the national pastime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvakia's national animal is the macawraptor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Malvakia is ranked 32,276th in the world and 192nd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 36.89 flags saluted per person per day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 533rdLargest Welfare Programs: 953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,086thMost Inclusive: 1,113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,147thLargest Governments: 1,444thHighest Food Quality: 1,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,529thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,551stMost Developed: 1,598thNicest Citizens: 1,742ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,872ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,888thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,948thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,110thMost Cultured: 2,206thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,276thMost Pacifist: 2,285thSmartest Citizens: 2,509thHealthiest Citizens: 2,510thLowest Crime Rates: 2,813thTop
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Safest: 3,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,099thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,271stBest Weather: 3,486thMost Efficient Economies: 3,698thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,962ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,120thHighest Economic Output: 4,147thMost Influential: 4,297thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,368thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,280thHighest Average Incomes: 7,365thMost Secular: 11,575thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,727thTop
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Nudest: 16,724thLargest Populations: 17,437thMost Income Equality: 26,067thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,153rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 38th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionNicest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionNudest: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 79th in the regionBest Weather: 80th in the regionSafest: 85th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malvakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Malvakia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Bobismh.
  • : Malvakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Malvakia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Malvakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Malvakia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
  • : Malvakia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Malvakia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.

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