The Nomadic Peoples of Loaded Fries is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 2.107 billion Loaded Friesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Loaded Friesian economy, worth 104 trillion Frieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,420 Frieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, cars are banned, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer Frieses to support "struggling" industries. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loaded Fries's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loaded Fries is ranked 169,889^th in the world and 154^th in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 120.83 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.